Tis the season to be jolly, and apparently, ’tis also the season to insure some truly bizarre things! As we gear up for the most wonderful time of the year, let’s take a sleigh ride through the wacky world of insurance where even Santa’s beard isn’t safe from a policy.
- Santa’s Beard Insurance: Imagine the horror if Santa woke up one day to find his iconic white beard missing! To prevent this catastrophe, some Santas take out insurance policies on their luscious facial hair. After all, how else can you ensure a holly, jolly Christmas without that snowy beard?
- Reindeer Policies: Rudolph and the gang are no strangers to the insurance game. Some livestock insurers offer coverage for Santa’s sleigh team. We’re not sure what the premiums are like, but it’s safe to say that a red-nosed reindeer might be considered a high-risk investment.
- Ugly Sweater Protection: Ugly Christmas sweaters have become a holiday tradition, but what if your festive knitwear is damaged or, heaven forbid, stolen? Fear not! Some insurance companies offer policies specifically tailored to protect against the mishaps that could befall your prized holiday sweater. Because let’s face it, no one wants to be caught without their favorite Christmas knit.
- Taste Bud Coverage for Tasting Santas’ Cookies: Santa has a tough job, and it’s essential that he can enjoy those milk and cookies left out for him. Some Santas reportedly take out insurance policies to cover any potential loss of taste buds due to excessive cookie consumption. It’s a sweet deal for the man in red.
- Snow Insurance in Warm Climates: Dreaming of a white Christmas but live in a tropical paradise? Some event planners take out insurance policies to guarantee snow at their Christmas events. Yes, you read that right – they insure snow in places where it rarely falls naturally. Let it snow, let it snow, let it… be insured?
So, as we trim the tree and deck the halls, spare a thought for those who insure the weirdest and most wonderful things this holiday season. From beard protection to taste bud coverage, it’s clear that when it comes to Christmas, anything is possible – and insurable!
Just remember, whether you’re decking the halls or decking yourself out in the ugliest sweater you can find, there’s probably an insurance policy for that. Jingle all the way to a holly, jolly and well-insured Christmas! Contact us below and I am sure we can find a policy for you!!!
